LIKE Baldrick, I have a plan - a plan so ingenious it will end the silly controversy about the wind farm to be erected off the Wirral coast.

I am confident it would be accepted by the W.W.W.W. (West Wirral Whingers and Whiners) Club.

It entails fitting a huge bright yellow beak on the top of each turbine from Hoylake to West Kirby - the windfarm would look like a large flock of seagulls. Beat that for a view.

Ron Heslin,Bendee Road,Neston