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Groin kick pervert sentenced

3:45pm Monday 16th June 2008

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A driving instructor who encouraged girls to kick him in groin has been jailed for four years.

David Aston, who met one of the girls over the internet, was convicted by a jury of two counts of sexual activity with a child and four of causing or enticing a child to engage in sexual activity.

The 32-year-old twice stripped naked from the waist down, crouched on all fours on a towel in woodland near Bicester and encouraged four girls to kick him in the groin until he could no longer handle the pain.

Today Judge Julian Hall sentenced Aston, of Bell Close, Cassington, to four years and ordered him to be on the sex offenders' register for life.

He is also banned from working with under 18s or from communicating electronically with them if it is sexual in nature.

Judge Hall told Aston at Oxford Crown Court: "You indulged in what was old fashioned lewd behaviour.

"People can conduct their own sexual behaviour in private with consenting adults to their heart's content.

"But if you do it with children, with people under the age of 16, it is absolutely disgraceful.

"You skew people's lives in that way."

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Yarntoner, says...
4:11pm Mon 16 Jun 08

I used to have driving lessons with this guy.

Only had 4

He scared me.

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ivortheengine, says...
5:43pm Mon 16 Jun 08

Me thinks he'll be getting more than a kick to the groin where he's going.

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towner, says...
6:16pm Mon 16 Jun 08

thats just about sum's it up KICK A MAN WHILE HE'S DOWN

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Cindy, London says...
6:40pm Mon 16 Jun 08

I kicked the man in the balls 7 times and got my driving certficate! I never even left the garage! this guy was great!

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Mark, Phoenix says...
7:04pm Mon 16 Jun 08

Wow,
I wanna date Cindy!!

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sim, Carlsbad CA USA says...
7:11pm Mon 16 Jun 08

If that's all he wanted what he needed to do was apply for US citizenship. I wonder if he could put up with it for eight years--the rest of us have.

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alan page, says...
7:17pm Mon 16 Jun 08

So he doesn't have to buy them a bike this time then?

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Anders Chydenius, says...
7:43pm Mon 16 Jun 08

Have all of the clever Britons emigrated? It seems like every time I read news about the UK, there is something... I don't know... odd about it. I mean, if he wanted to experience that kind of pain, all he had to do was marry an American woman.

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Jay Reeves, Chicago, IL USA says...
7:54pm Mon 16 Jun 08

Anders? Truer words have never been spoken.

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Dopotard Nugget, Zomgvill says...
8:01pm Mon 16 Jun 08

I dub this man "groinmaster". All hail groinmaster and his faithful sidekick nuts!

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vanamal, pensacola fl says...
8:05pm Mon 16 Jun 08

he should have found me around the age of 13, i would have done it no problem. i'm an american woman though, so kudos to anders.

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Jase, US says...
8:11pm Mon 16 Jun 08

Anders Chydenius: I mean, if he wanted to experience that kind of pain, all he had to do was marry an American woman.

In response to that, I wouls have to completely agree. As a married woman and American, I was raised to kick balls. The difference is that American men don't seem to love it like the Brits do.

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4chan, the internetz says...
8:18pm Mon 16 Jun 08

Sounds like a typical /b/tard to me. Silly fag, girls won't kick you in the balls. Guys will though. If someone paid me 20 bucks to kick him in the nuts over and over, I'd do it in a heartbeat. He'd just have to imagine a lil.

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Hazz, Oxford says...
9:46pm Mon 16 Jun 08

His name is Philip DeFranco and you've just been Phil'd in.

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Roscoe Cojones, Dangleville says...
9:52pm Mon 16 Jun 08

Reason american women are so kick-happy is because it's easier with american men. British men's balls are so much smaller and harder to hit.

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Francie Tucker, Texas says...
10:26pm Mon 16 Jun 08

He'll be taking it up his bum where he's going, like most British men. :) Don't mess with Texas!

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Anonymousnessk, says...
11:58pm Mon 16 Jun 08

Woah. Just...woah.

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Bolden, AMERICA **** says...
2:40am Tue 17 Jun 08

This confirms it. All britains are fags.

Thanks for nuth'n **** brits!

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Nicholas Gatewood, Texas, the part of it with few hicks. says...
2:59am Tue 17 Jun 08

Anders Chydenius wrote:
Have all of the clever Britons emigrated? It seems like every time I read news about the UK, there is something... I don't know... odd about it. I mean, if he wanted to experience that kind of pain, all he had to do was marry an American woman.
Certain American women do cause a lot of pain in relationships(specif
ically people who live in South California), but many women in America are great. Insult towards America only result in negative opinions of your country. Please refrain from insulting Americans casually.

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alan page, says...
5:41am Tue 17 Jun 08

Shouldn't you guys be listening to Rush Limbaugh or something?

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Stone, Florida, USA says...
6:52am Tue 17 Jun 08

I once got hit in the nuts with a line drive and was on the ground in the fetal position for like 15 minutes! How can any guy endure repeated kicks in the "nads" is beyond me! Maybe he has little "peanuts" and they're hard to hit!

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Yarntoner, says...
8:38am Tue 17 Jun 08

Woah look at all these oppointed Americans.

British men are f&gs eh??

Thats real nice of you.

Cheers.

Very grown up.

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Hunt, oxford says...
8:58am Tue 17 Jun 08

Americans can say what they want.....it was Brit.Dicks that Produced Most them !!!!!

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Hunt, Oxford says...
9:00am Tue 17 Jun 08

i just sent my comment to this debate , and it was published.
why not
most Americans are product of brit Dicks

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Hunt, Oxford says...
9:02am Tue 17 Jun 08

i just sent my comment to this debate , and it was published.
why not
most Americans are product of brit Dicks

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tom, United Kingdom says...
1:23pm Tue 17 Jun 08

British people are in a state of decline. Every day you hear of more and more dumbasses on the news, it makes me sick. But there are still some minorly intelligent Brits, so try not to be too prejudiced. And dont tar us with the same **** brush, cause this guys some freak.. wtf anyway

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James, Oxford says...
2:52pm Tue 17 Jun 08

Wow, so many Americans commenting on this story. Do they spend all day searching British news sites for groin kicking?! No wonder they elected Bush a second time...

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911, New York City says...
3:00pm Tue 17 Jun 08

A popular YouTube video featured this story yesterday with a web link. I suspect that's why you're getting all the extra discerning readers.

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Ozark_Sunshine, Kansas City, Missouri, USA says...
3:48pm Tue 17 Jun 08

sim wrote:
If that's all he wanted what he needed to do was apply for US citizenship. I wonder if he could put up with it for eight years--the rest of us have.
Sim, we know that isn't true, because you liberal regressives have none because you let Hillary and Nancy lead you around by the nose. Everyone knows that liberals are cowards and cowards have none, thus you can only blog instead of doing anything constructive for this country.

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Mobius, Orangevale, CA, USA says...
4:39pm Tue 17 Jun 08

If this guy just wanted to be kicked, then he could have been a service to his community. Volunteer to be the hostile in a womens self defense class, and don't wear the red suit. He could be kicked and beaten and afterwards the women would have hugged him to death!

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Sam Deakins, Richmond, KY USA says...
5:12pm Tue 17 Jun 08

I think that 9th circuit juge in California had a picture of this guy on his myspace page.

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Luw, UK says...
5:13pm Tue 17 Jun 08

The story is disturbing yes, but I find the comments from our inbred cousins across the water even more alarming. You should be denied the right to speak in public until you remove the tame zionist gorilla Bush from office,

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some1, uk says...
5:36pm Tue 17 Jun 08

ok now can everyone stop debating please, america is enemy number 1 no question asked so drop that convo. now get back to funny stuff please

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Erikai, Denver CO says...
6:10pm Tue 17 Jun 08

"Wow, so many Americans commenting on this story. Do they spend all day searching British news sites for groin kicking?! No wonder they elected Bush a second time..."
We Amercians comment a ton on British "news: sites ebcause we have this wonderful site caled Fark, that finds all the hilarious, stupid and just plain *wrong* stories around the world. Britian and australia are almost more prevalent than Florida stories, but often have "sad" "dumbass" or "scary" tags on them. Check it out on fark.com

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Jerry, Byhalia, MS says...
6:16pm Tue 17 Jun 08

Crush his Nuts.[

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Outlander, Texas says...
6:36pm Tue 17 Jun 08

Argue all day, argue all night. British news can be just as strange as American news. And, however you feel, Britian is the parent country and a fine one at that.

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c2craft, Pa says...
6:42pm Tue 17 Jun 08

After watching a few episodes of the Graham Norton show of course I search the Brit sites. I hope this guy will be on Torchwood next. Captain Jack and Yanto take it in the balls. Rhyse watches enjoys.

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Lisa, oxfordshire says...
6:45pm Tue 17 Jun 08

He started dating a 17 year old girl and still is wit her. she is sticking by him after all thats happened.

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Belle, DFW, Tx says...
7:32pm Tue 17 Jun 08

How funny to read the Americans and Brits fight over who's more sensational in their news headlines. I read them all, and honestly, no one is any worse than the other.. ;)

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Tony, California says...
10:53pm Tue 17 Jun 08

My wife does kickboxing to work out so send him here, I would pay to see what she could do to him.

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townie, says...
12:09am Wed 18 Jun 08

Tony wrote:
My wife does kickboxing to work out so send him here, I would pay to see what she could do to him.
can i watch as well willing to pay as well

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Lara Ann, upper state ny says...
12:43am Wed 18 Jun 08

I think everyone is forgeting the main point:

convicted by a jury of two counts of sexual activity with a child and four of causing or enticing a child to engage in sexual activity.

That's all that matters.

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Roger, Oxford says...
1:59am Wed 18 Jun 08

I find the judge's comments extremely curious.

"You indulged in what was old fashioned lewd behaviour. People can conduct their own sexual behaviour in private with consenting adults to their heart's content. "

He makes this sound traditional like the wallgame at Eton or Morris Dancing . This judge must move in different circles from most of us.

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outspoken2, California, USA says...
5:47am Wed 18 Jun 08

Different strokes for different folks, whatever floats his boat. I hope he isn't planning to have a family with children someday.

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Gazza, Oxon says...
9:21am Wed 18 Jun 08

outspoken2 wrote:
Different strokes for different folks, whatever floats his boat. I hope he isn\'t planning to have a family with children someday.
To late, hes a father of 2

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Gabrielle, Washington, DC says...
10:11pm Wed 18 Jun 08

James wrote:
Wow, so many Americans commenting on this story. Do they spend all day searching British news sites for groin kicking?! No wonder they elected Bush a second time...
Seriously? Um. No. I just happened to click on the story in my BBC news feed, thank you very much!

As for the election, I can't wait for Bush to be gone from office. His presidency is a complete disgrace!

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Cierra, GA, US says...
7:16am Thu 19 Jun 08

Luw wrote:
The story is disturbing yes, but I find the comments from our inbred cousins across the water even more alarming. You should be denied the right to speak in public until you remove the tame zionist gorilla Bush from office,
Loser. We aren't all inbred. And Bush's dumbnut self will be out in January, so there's no use bothering with that.
I personally can't wait for him to leave. I think he's horrible.
And I absolutely agree with Gabrielle about his presidency being a disgrace.
Oh, and no, we don't just search for pervert Brit stories online... I came over from YouTube to read the story myself, thanks.

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steve, oxford says...
4:37pm Thu 19 Jun 08

I can't believe the judge described it as "lewd, old fashioned behaviour". It's purely sick behaviour from a pervert who shouldn't be allowed within 10 miles of children.

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Roger, Oxford says...
12:52am Fri 20 Jun 08

steve wrote:
I can't believe the judge described it as "lewd, old fashioned behaviour". It's purely sick behaviour from a pervert who shouldn't be allowed within 10 miles of children.
Are you suggesting, then, that the Oxford Mail reporter made this up for the sake of a good story ? This is a serious allegataion.

If you are correct, the judge ought to sue the Oxford Mail, but if you are incorrect, the Oxford Mail might sue you.

I agree that it's almost unbelievable, though, and I'm surprised that other people haven't taken it up.

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martin, oxford says...
9:56pm Fri 20 Jun 08

This bloke deserves everything that he's got really wot should happen is that he should be past to the parents or bring back the hanging as they deserve everything and get stupid sentences for there horrible crime
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townie, says...
1:15am Sat 21 Jun 08

martin wrote:
This bloke deserves everything that he's got really wot should happen is that he should be past to the parents or bring back the hanging as they deserve everything and get stupid sentences for there horrible crime
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I'm not to sure he will be punished, as he will probably get a good kicking inside

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townie, says...
1:21am Sat 21 Jun 08

hay theirs money in this lick onto this


http://www.gadling.c
om/2005/05/20/groin-
kickers-wanted-75-ho
ur/

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shawn, usa says...
3:44am Sat 21 Jun 08

Line em up I kick for free u dumb maggots!

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CD, USA says...
8:24am Thu 26 Jun 08

Luw wrote:
The story is disturbing yes, but I find the comments from our inbred cousins across the water even more alarming. You should be denied the right to speak in public until you remove the tame zionist gorilla Bush from office,
Inbred? i don't think you lot have room to comment on that particular matter.

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Eric, Martinica says...
8:53am Mon 7 Jul 08

It seems that women were not so attractive. He wanted some action. I heard that if you really want to have your balls kicked by girls (adult of course!) you can find them after midnight drunk and leaving bars always in groups. Then they can easily be provoked and if you keep your legs open they might do it.

It seems men recover after this.

The worst is getting married to a nagging wife. This tantamount to getting (verbally) kicked in the balls every day of your miserable life.

Also women express their wish to be kicked in the groin in a more acceptable way: They encourage their mates to mistreat them and they feel great!

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your neighbour, your basement says...
12:07am Fri 5 Sep 08

Say what you want, where-ever you're from.. This man is into "Ballbusting". It's an underground fetish that exists everywhere. Most men are too ashamed to admit it, some can't wait to get the next kick. Accept it or reject it, you can even deny it's existance, but it's here & there's nothing you can do about it... ofcourse, he was involved with children! that was the crime!

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