Please scratch out our ears now.
Apparently Sporty is one of the UK's "most dynamic and successful singer-songwriters". If it's true, then there is something very, very wrong with our music industry.
But then, the song wasn't that great the first time around, and ole Mel isn't exactly an innovator is she?
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